If you're reading this, you probably can't buy this incredible bike
"The first time I test rode this bike, I told the guy at the bike shop I'd just "take it around the block really quick" as I'd already taken a longer ride on a different bike and didn't want to take up too much of his time. When I got back to the shop, he told me he thought he was going to have to send someone out looking for me, I was gone so long. I didn't even realize it. I instantly fell in love with this bike. It was a little expensive, though, so I wanted to sleep on it, and came back the next day to watch someone buying the exact bike I test rode, which happened to be the last in the shop. That was about 17 months ago. I have searched high and low, near and far, looking for this bike in my size. Insane manufacturing and shipping delays have impacted most of the world's products, but somehow this bike is one of the hardest to get your hands on (especially in your size). I don't know exactly why. So with that out of the way, let me tell you about the bike itself. I don't know how to describe it any better than it feels like there is no bike there. It feels like I am riding nothing, and speeding down the road through some form of magic. I'm not saying it feels like a cloud, or like air, more that it somehow melds into neither my body nor the road but somehow both at once, or neither. It is my dream bicycle. I don't really remember my rides on it, just like I lost track of time when test riding it. I seem to just disappear when I leave the house on it and after a pleasant teleportation process, arrive at my destination. Shifting is instant and confident. The wheels and tires are chunky enough that I'll never slip into the train tracks (I live in San Francisco) but thin enough that I don't feel like I'm riding a monster truck. They're soft and fast. The bars are flared, but not enough that you would notice without looking at them directly. The frame is quite light for steel, especially compared to my buddy's Nicasio+, and absorbs vibration comfortably. If you can't tell, I love this bike. I didn't know it was possible to love a bike this much. I deeply hope you can find one in stock and in your size, because I think everyone deserves to have an experience with a bike like I have with this one."

